A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
marius leans forward to kiss courfeyrac and courf puts his hands on marius’ chest to push him back and whispers ‘marius, i’m straight’
and marius looks absolutely mortified and courfeyrac bursts out laughing
'hahaha nahhhh can you imagine lay one on me'